Sandwiches and other foods will return soon, now that I'm moving far away from Tha Burgla Boyz. Don't tell them my address next time, dummies. Don't ask musicians for ANYTHING on my behalf, please. Most of them are bigger crooks than you've ever even dreamed of. Don't even mention me to Tennessee or California, especially -- or, really any out-of-state people. The hillbillies from Tennesee are just as bad (if not worse) than the "rap business." They have been buzzkilling in Texas for too many years.
If you want to work with me, I only hire bassists, percussionists, or maybe a female singer/dancer or two for chorus/video, and don't expect more than about $50/hour any time soon.
Keep an eye out for me this Spring Break, 2025 -- March 14th - 25th. Delicious chicken sandwiches, sweet tea, bogo albums, and Jam Land Swag™. Leave the gun at home and bring a football/volleyball.
The scene is a little different this year for Spring Break, 2025. People are super salty I'm running late, but I didn't really see any Texans in Texas when I scoped it out the other day. I still have a lot of work to do -- I'll be there. Please be patient. You'll see the footage of everything I've been working on the past two years, eventually. I'm not just sitting around twiddling my thumbs for you. I especially don't have friends for you at MY HOUSE. Please go make your own friends. I'll sell you stuff at the beach -- there are plenty of people for you there.
I'll be back Monday (3/17) -- More chicken, more everything -- It was a little too slow for me on Friday. Apparently, the Burgla Boyz are back in town, so I have to beef up security at the office before I can leave. So, you have to wait again. Blame them -- not me. The beach isn't going anywhere. I baked the bread fresh, shredded my BBQ chicken, made a pot of beans for a side, and sweet sweet tea, all for a $10 plate ($20 for 2 plates, $20 for a plate and a hard copy album, or just BOGO everything, including t-shirts. I don't give anything away to the racketeers nearby my house. I don't even know any of them whatsoever.
Any time plans change, I'll keep you updated. Almost every event delaying releases the past year has been due to some external unavoidable force. Please be patient.
The stalkers have gotten so bad, I'm afraid they'll try to get in my house when I leave. I'm beefing up security in a big way. Sorry for the delay. The sooner the stalkers go away, the sooner I'll sell you music. Please tell the out-of-state people to get lost.
Here is a little preview of the amp/boombox/mixer for Astroaut Training™. I'm going to have to take the episodes a little more seriously, once I upgrade the server in the aerated reinforced safe.
I'm sticking to more rock/country sort of music from now on. Black people are too difficult to figure out. There are too many different kinds of them. I think I've got the white ones figured out -- you've got the brunettes, redheads, and blondes. It doesn't get much more complicated, as far as I'm concerned...
Cyber Jam Land Monday™ is projected to be delayed until Spring or Summer, 2025, because henchmen of some supervillain or another ruined everything... Server upgrade/migration has been delayed slightly, due to rebel scum (hackers), DNS rerouters, and general ne'er-do-wells... The grinch really stole Christmas again... Buy your kids something else, until I can get this store launched appropriately.
Here is the download for the stl file of the stencil itself. It will autoscale in appropriate slicer software to maximize to your build plate. I will sell them for $20 (flexible material that can even wrap around a pillar) when I relaunch the store, if you don't have someone in your neighborhood who can print one for you.
I can make any stencil of any size (in pieces) for you on consignment. Email me for a quote on the contact tab of N-Dimensional Engineering once I relaunch my email server around the time the store relaunches on Cyber Jam Land Monday™
Surely, someone still has that meme of all memes I made of the poker game with 11 memes in one. Someone, please add this soundtrack to it. Come on... It's funny...
Hit the Contact tab for submission. If you just email (email is out until mid-June or so, 2024), leave your phone number, so I can talk to you first and make sure you're not a weirdo.
J Peerless 111's™ four limited edition collectible CDs will be for sale again this spring break on South Texas beaches (2 for $20), along with some slutty t-shirts. They will be for sale here and on peerlesstracks.com once I release the new browser with custom certificates...
"He who is the cause of someone else's becoming powerful is the agent of his own destruction; for he makes his protegé powerful either through his own skill or through his own strength, and either of these must provoke his protegé's mistrust once he has become powerful." -- Niccoló Machiavelli
